Teaser Tuesday

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along! Just do the following:
* Grab your current read
* Open to a random page
* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers! 


I am loving the sarcastic humour in the book I am currently reading. The book is "The End is Near" by Harry Ramble. For today's teaser, I have chosen the first few lines of the book.

"The first Angel of Death came to me on my seventh day here. My seventh conscious day, I should say. I woke from a sweaty, haunted nap and there she was, sitting in the wooden chair by the door."

Have a great Tuesday, everyone!